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jeanmarcoing:

WE HAVE ACHIEVED M A X I M U M   D I N O S A U R

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

uhmeliamay:

uhmeliamay:

Pull my hair and bite my neck

Or just play with my hair and cuddle with me I’m not picky

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

queenscum replied to your photo:I finally cut the mop off the other day. Kinda…

queer\

Oh, Darnell!

nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

grawly:

dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play

what did i just watch

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

I finally cut the mop off the other day. Kinda miss being half shaved, half longish, but oh well.

wussut:

What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

image

stop

why is this so funny?